© meliapond
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ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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posted 4 hours ago with 78,154 notes
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amandaexmachina:

onlyslightly:

moosesweaters:

I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:

little league quidditch

I have never read something so precious in my life.

(Source: scottmccutiewiththebooty)

posted 4 hours ago with 149,514 notes
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(Source: mypinkblackdreams)

posted 4 hours ago with 1,321 notes
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sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(Source: scraap)

posted 4 hours ago with 343,071 notes
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lemonteaflower:

a continuation of this

MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not. 

posted 4 hours ago with 274,642 notes
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thistimeillmake-you-proud:

deanovak:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

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this.fucking.gif.

(Source: deanovak)

posted 4 hours ago with 207,094 notes
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miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

posted 4 hours ago with 234,862 notes
via: depressiontakes--over · source: madhatterin221b
depress1vepaths:

I hate those kind of days.

depress1vepaths:

I hate those kind of days.

posted 5 hours ago with 2,221 notes
via: broken-from-memories · source: depress1vepaths

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posted 5 hours ago with 226,717 notes
via: cryin-ross · source: sizvideos

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

(Source: troye-troye-thefabulousboy)

posted 5 hours ago with 83,373 notes
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cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

posted 5 hours ago with 115,307 notes
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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

posted 5 hours ago with 83,202 notes
via: watch-us-rise · source: raubbenhood

(Source: deathcabforjessi)

posted 5 hours ago with 2,443 notes
via: emmamalene · source: deathcabforjessi
posted 5 hours ago with 3,500 notes
via: depressiontakes--over · source: the-beauty-of-words-blog